Wolves on Stage!

The Wolves Progress - Poster

  This was the first opportunity to see Russ Tunney’s brilliant adaptation of  Joan Aiken’s The Wolves of Willoughby Chase live on stage since it was published as a Nick Hern playscript.

Originally performed by a cast of five unbelievably quick change artists for a very successful tour around Southern England by Forest Forge Theatre company, this lively, funny, scary and above all faithfully Aiken adaptation was performed at The Progress Theatre Reading,  where tickets sold like hot cakes… and then at The Brockley Jack Theatre in London where it was nominated for several Off West End Awards

It is now available as a published script, and can be adapted for small or large casts of amateurs or professionals – permissions and information from Aiken agents A.M.Heath

Russ Nick Hern Web Page

Crammed into this incredibly fast moving show we see Dickensian scenes of London, the terrifying pursuit over the snowy wastes by Wolves of our two hapless heroines, villainy and skulduggery galore with a brace of beastly villains,and among the many delicious and ridiculous treats on offer is the unbelievable

Cheese Alphabet!

Using all the tongue in cheek humour of the original story with its gothic thrills and adventures, Russ has also added some ‘more than Aiken’ touches of his own – including this deliciously ridiculous alphabet recited by the starving orphans in the dreadful Blastburn School run by beastly Mrs Brisket. When the school inspector comes to call they are dragged to their feet to recite:

MRS BRISKET. Show the nice man from from Ofsted our advanced literacy: The Cheese Alphabet!



A is for Applewood Smoked, B is for Brie, C is

for Cheshire, D is for Davidstow, E is for Edam, F is for Feta

(or Fromage), G is for Gruyère, H is for Halloumi, I is for

Ibérico, J is for Jarlsberg, K is for Klosterkäse, L is for

Leicester (red), M is for Mascarpone, Manchego or

Monterey Jack, N is for Neufchâtel, O is for Orkney Extra

Mature, P is for Parmesan, Q is for Queso Jalapeño, R is for

Raclette, S is for Stilton, T is for Tasmania Highland Chevre

Log, U is for Ubriaco, V is for Vacherin Fribourgeois, W is

for Wensleydale, X is for Xynotyro, Y is for Yorkshire Blue,

and Z is for Zanetti Grana Padano.


INSPECTOR. Incredible! They really know their cheeses!


MRS BRISKET. Thank you, Inspector. We do, here at the

Brisket Blastburn Academy for Girls, concentrate on the

three R’s. Reading, Writing and Really tasty snacks.


  “Wonderful stuff!”  – the Stage review says it all –

  “A gift for any company as family entertainment… a glorious snuggle down and enjoy Christmas present of a production that will charm children and adults alike.”


Wolves Play Russ Tunney

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Find a copy here!