What if you really could have ‘All You’ve Ever Wanted‘?
Of course in Joan Aiken’s wild imagination this is the sort of wish that could go wildly wrong – in fact she had such fun with the idea that it led to a whole collection of stories giving a new twist to fairy tale themes, and they became her first story collection, published nearly seventy years ago.
In the title story, All You’ve Ever Wanted our heroine, the ill-starred Matilda, an orphan of course, is brought up by six unlikely Aunts – but every year on her birthday the seventh and absentee Aunt, sends a delightful Greetings Card with Best Birthday Wishes which has the unfortunate habit of coming true – to the letter!
One year Matilda is promised that she will be greeted every day by a ‘Rosy Morn’ but:
“as you know, a red sky in the morning is the shepherd’s warning, and the fatal result of Aunt Gertie’s well meaning verse was that it rained every day for the entire year.”
Worse still was the verse on another card which promised that her life would hold ‘Many Happy Hours’ and all her way ‘Be Strewn with Flowers’ – the effect of which was to send her rushing out of her now embarrassingly blossom-filled office at the Ministry of Alarm and Despondency, where in fact she had previously spent many happy hours, to send desperate pleas for help to Aunt Gertie via The Times and The International Sorcerers’ Bulletin – because of course Aunt Gertie is a witch…
Two more well meant wishes offer the joys of constant companionship from ever faithful friends – and perhaps those of us dealing with the twenty-four hour demands of social networking, know what this can actually be like…!
The first of these read:
For a story first published in 1953, this was remarkably prescient – who would have imagined that these days it would be perfectly possible to have three hundred and sixty-five friends appearing ‘cheery and frolicsome and gay’ on your doorstep every morning, or at least on your phone screen! Would this be ‘All You’ve Ever Wanted’, or would it make you yearn to erase your Twitter account and Facebook page at once and escape to a desert island…..?
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Visit the website to read more about ALL YOU’VE EVER WANTED Joan’s first book, published in 1953 and all her other story collections
Look out for new collection of favourite Aiken stories now out from
Read a wonderful letter from Joan Aiken which introduces this collection