Here is the first opportunity to see Russ Tunney’s brilliant adaptation of Joan Aiken’s The Wolves of Willoughby Chase live on stage since it was published as a Nick Hern playscript earlier this year.
Originally performed by a cast of five unbelievably quick change artists for a very successful tour around Southern England by Forest Forge Theatre company, this lively, funny, scary and above all faithfully Aiken adaptation is coming to The Progress Theatre Reading, for a couple of weeks only this month from 16th to the 25th of January – tickets going like hot cakes so if you are anywhere near Reading, England do book now!
Crammed into this incredibly fast moving show we see Dickensian scenes of London, the terrifying pursuit over the snowy wastes by Wolves of our two hapless heroines, villainy and skulduggery galore with a brace of beastly villains, and best of all the unbelievable
Using all the tongue in cheek humour of the original story with its gothic thrills and adventures, Russ has also added some ‘more than Aiken’ touches of his own – including the deliciously ridiculous alphabet recited by the starving orphans in the dreadful Blastburn School run by beastly Mrs Brisket. When the school inspector comes to call they are dragged to their feet to recite:MRS BRISKET. Show the nice man from from Ofsted our advanced literacy: The Cheese Alphabet!
CHILDREN. A is for Applewood Smoked, B is for Brie, C is
for Cheshire, D is for Davidstow, E is for Edam, F is for Feta
(or Fromage), G is for Gruyère, H is for Halloumi, I is for
Ibérico, J is for Jarlsberg, K is for Klosterkäse, L is for
Leicester (red), M is for Mascarpone, Manchego or
Monterey Jack, N is for Neufchâtel, O is for Orkney Extra
Mature, P is for Parmesan, Q is for Queso Jalapeño, R is for
Raclette, S is for Stilton, T is for Tasmania Highland Chevre
Log, U is for Ubriaco, V is for Vacherin Fribourgeois, W is
for Wensleydale, X is for Xynotyro, Y is for Yorkshire Blue,
and Z is for Zanetti Grana Padano.
INSPECTOR. Incredible! They really know their cheeses!
MRS BRISKET. Thank you, Inspector. We do, here at the
Brisket Blastburn Academy for Girls, concentrate on the
three R’s. Reading, Writing and Really tasty snacks.
An absolute delight! – the Stage review of the première says it all: “A gift for any company as family entertainment… a glorious snuggle down and enjoy Christmas present of a production that will charm children and adults alike.”